>Warrior Standing.

In which my Karkat refuses to use a luffa

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:26:55 -0400

/CG: NO, I DON’T TRUST IT. THIS LOOKS LIKE IT’LL PEEL OFF EVERY LAYER OF FLESH I HAVE ON MY ARM. AND THEN I WILL BLEED OUT AND DIE BEFORE BURSTING INTO FLAMES.

CG: OH MY GOSH KARKAT *TAKES IT FROM HIM BUT NOT SNATCHING IT AND RUBS IT ON HIS OWN BODY* SEE ITS OK

/CG: NO- STOP! YOU’LL DIE DAMNIT- YOU IDIOT! —Terezi legislative smacks luffa out of tub—

_____________

sO I’M RPING KARKATCEST IN A CHAT AND IT’S AMAZING AND THIS KARKAT ROCKS [ My Karkat with the / in front of it. ]

AND IT TURNED FROM HOT SEX TO THEM BEING DORKS

AND MY KARKAT NOT TRUSTING LUFFAS.

MSPARP BE PRAISED.

zandifer: lifelessxvxpageants: bless this post i wonder how...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:36:46 -0400

zandifer:

lifelessxvxpageants:

bless this post

i wonder how many times the spongebob illustrators and animators have completely lost their shit while trying to draw these omg

ashencandy: actually good self esteem/life advice out of context

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:19:36 -0400

ashencandy:

actually good self esteem/life advice out of context

ohthatsjustnotfair: When amazing rper’s follow you/ follow back When amazing rpers want to rp with...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:18:16 -0400

ohthatsjustnotfair:

When amazing rper’s follow you/ follow back

When amazing rpers want to rp with you

When amazing rpers compliment you

Oh no. She’s adorable.

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:16:35 -0400

Oh no.

She’s adorable.

justasimpleviolin: vriska—serkets: diamond and the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:33:57 -0400

justasimpleviolin:

vriska—serkets:

diamond and the diamonds

what am i doing with my life

ohmygod

Reblog if you're glad that you joined the fandom you're in now.

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:59:07 -0400

actualvriskaserket:

burningtodaydrowningtomorrow:

randomslayerphoenix:

blueboxonbakerstreet:

thesherlockedwriterof221b:

thisis-riversong-backinhercell:

army-men-and-legos:

biosonic:

HOMESTUCK SHIPPING WORLD CUP ROSTER GUYS I GOT INTO GAMZEE<3KARKAT TEAM BUT I FEEL LIKE WE NEED...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:51:00 -0400

HOMESTUCK SHIPPING WORLD CUP ROSTER

GUYS

I GOT INTO GAMZEE<3KARKAT TEAM

BUT I FEEL LIKE WE NEED MORE MEMBERS.

aND HOLY SHIT ANOTHER TEAM HAS apologija oN IT.

WE’RE GOING TO NEED TO STEP UP OUR GAME.

TWO DAYS LEFT PEOPLE— WE NEED OUR ARMY FOR GAMZEE<3KARKAT RED!

BATTLE MOTIVATION MUSIC

Here’s the blog with everything you need to know including sign up/roster links/etc

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:48:48 -0400

marctheknight: i just wanna be gOOD AT DRAWING PEOPLE KISSING EACH OTHER

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:43:35 -0400

marctheknight:

i just wanna be gOOD AT DRAWING PEOPLE KISSING EACH OTHER

boy: shit baby you're so wet already

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:29:05 -0400

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

Reblog if you're a virgin

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:25:12 -0400

mishawinsexster: eyes of supernatural

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:14:29 -0400

mishawinsexster:

eyes of supernatural

He needs to fucking stop. #You’re an idiot.

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:10:23 -0400

He needs to fucking stop.

#You’re an idiot.

tryingtofindthegreatperhaps: bronzedragon: tomfelton-andthe-cum...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:05:45 -0400

tryingtofindthegreatperhaps:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

Now I get it

It’s a horror movie

People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

First the bizarre happenings start:

someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

then their god turns sadistic

pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

doors vanish just as a house fire begins

an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

the horror has begun

YESYESYESYES

Fandom on Kankri: Parody of social justice bloggers.

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:02:54 -0400

Fandom on Kankri: Parody of social justice bloggers.
Fandom on Rufioh: Parody of Dante Basco.
Fandom on Mituna: Parody of 4chan users.
Fandom on Meulin: Parody of fandom bloggers.
Fandom on Porrim: Parody of feminist bloggers.
Fandom on Latula: Parody of girl gamers.
Fandom on Cronus: OMG GNEUINE HUMANKIN POOR TRAGIC BABY IT MUST HAVE BEEN SO HARD GROWOING UP A TROLL WHEN ALL YOU WANTED TO DO WAS HAVE PEACH SKIN AND CUT OFF YOUR HORNS YOU POOR SWEETHEART THAT MUST HAVE BEEN WAFUL!!!!!!!! GENUINE!!!!!!!! GEEENUUUIINNEE!!!!

reaper-william-t-spears: My newly finished Karkat...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:01:37 -0400

reaper-william-t-spears:

My newly finished Karkat Scalemate….isn’t he so cute?

oh and my OTP GamKar <3

batsock: batsock: Does anyone else like… Play a fanfiction in their head and it’s really good and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:58:09 -0400

batsock:

batsock:

Does anyone else like…

Play a fanfiction in their head

and it’s really good and keeps you occupied

but when you actually sit down to write it

just

WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT THIS BACK

vriska-ler: “women aren’t allowed to—” “women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods” “men are...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:55:57 -0400

vriska-ler:

“women aren’t allowed to—”

“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”

“men are biologically better than women at—”

“only men can/should—”

“it’s not ladylike to—”

“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”

“men are dominant and superior—”

“women have to—”

“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”

“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”

“women should wear—”

the-science-llama: Super Moon— June 23, 2013Be sure to look out...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:47:44 -0400

the-science-llama:

Super Moon
— June 23, 2013

Be sure to look out for the Moon these next few months as it approaches Perigee, because the full moons during these times will appear exceptionally large. The Moon will be at its Perigee, or closest approach, in July 23 and it will reach full moon only a few minutes after it passes this point in its orbit.

These ‘super moons’ not only appear larger because they are physically closer but, combined with a full moon, the mind can play tricks on you to think they are much larger. This phenomena is called the Moon Illusion. Try to catch these full moons as they rise/set because the illusion works when there is an object in the foreground, like a tree, building or mountains.

Stargazing Events for 2013